![]() 05/06/2019 at 18:13 • Filed to: He'd sell it to Satan for one corn chip, Jolly Rancher | ![]() | ![]() |
In unrelated news, did you know that I own a green car, and that I’ve owned it for almost a year now? I know, shocking! Expect a one year review at the end of June. Will it be one sentence? Will it be a full review? Who knows!
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Time spent owning car: X
Time spent shopping for a replacement: .9999X
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If you ever find green C hallenger with the black stripes. Be sure to park next to it and take a pic for us.
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Is that photo from today?
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After I bought it, I got Facebook ads for a lime green Ram with black racing stripes. I was told that if I bought it, I would be taken out back and beaten.
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No, thank gods!
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for some reason your post put this in my head
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It wouldn’t surprise me. You could send me a photo like this saying “stunning Summer day in Stoon” and I wouldn’t even doubt it.
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I’ll let you know it only snowed the smallest amount last night!
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That would be sad.
You would have been immortal in the internet, though. Just sayin’.
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How many Gods do you normally thank?
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As an agnostic, it’s best to hedge my bets with a “to whom it may concern”, just in case.
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I suggest you make sure you give a special hello to the god
Nike
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I’m more of a “This Is Not A Song It’s A Sandwich” kind of guy.